No Segway, Dude!
January 30th, 2003
From the “You Just Know It’s Gonna Happen” department:
Segways have become generally available to the public — even Amazon will soon be pushing them out the warehouse doors. This means that a certain segment of our population, possessing metal shop skills and a yearning towards applied arts & crafts, will shortly have a new object with which to demonstrate their special gifts.
So let me be the first to ask: How long before someone makes a bong out of a Segway?
Categories: General
I wanna see some homie lower a Segway, put in a bumpin’ system and bling that mutha out.
Don’t forget the Playstation 2 built-in, with controls on the handles. Although you might be trying to juke a defender in Madden 2003, and wind up turning your Seg smack into a wall.
Shhh. This is gonna be the biggest new marketing idea, ever:
Segway Accessories
…like, a nice wicker bike basket for your Segway, but made of translucent blue plastic, so it’ll be as Imac-ish as your stapler (insert link of said stapler here).
I know I know, save it for http://www.halfbakery.com.
too late for the bling yo!
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