New Name Needed, Apply Within

Lyrics that come to mind when I see this photo:

I laid a divorcee in New York City
I had to put up some kind of a fight
The lady then she covered me with roses
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind
- Honky-Tonk Women

When I'm ridin' round the world
and I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
and I'm tryin' to make some girl
who tells me baby better come back later next week
'cause you see I'm on losing streak
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
- Sympathy for the Devil

And also one that must put the Democrat Party into fits:

Wild horses couldn't drag me away

Ed. note: Tony Pierce has been doing this sort of thing for years.