Grandmaster Flash
April 9th, 2003
My four-year-old wants to play chess every night before reading bedtime stories. It’s so adorable, I have no choice but to accomodate his wishes.
And I beat him every time!
These punk kids today think they know everything. Let me tell you something, kids: us old folks can do everything better than you. Especially you four-year-olds.
We’re old! We’re bold! Get used to us!
Categories: Maine
even projectile vomitting?
or how about *recovering* from projectile vomitting? those kiddies bounce back quick.
Please. A kid can’t even get enough tequila in his stomach to prime the vomit pump.
Errr, not that I’ve tried or anything. You’re not with Social Services, are you?
kids can’t hold their liquor either.
wusses…