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Grandmaster Flash

April 9th, 2003 Michael

My four-year-old wants to play chess every night before reading bedtime stories. It’s so adorable, I have no choice but to accomodate his wishes.
And I beat him every time!
These punk kids today think they know everything. Let me tell you something, kids: us old folks can do everything better than you. Especially you four-year-olds.
We’re old! We’re bold! Get used to us!

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  1. April 10th, 2003 at 14:37 | #1

    even projectile vomitting?
    or how about *recovering* from projectile vomitting? those kiddies bounce back quick.

  2. April 10th, 2003 at 15:00 | #2

    Please. A kid can’t even get enough tequila in his stomach to prime the vomit pump.
    Errr, not that I’ve tried or anything. You’re not with Social Services, are you?

  3. April 11th, 2003 at 15:36 | #3

    kids can’t hold their liquor either.
    wusses…

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