Acting Governor
August 7th, 2003
Attention Media Members: please feel free to use these awful headlines I’ve created in your obsessive coverage of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s gubernatorial bid:
- The Two-Year-Terminator
- Jingle All The Way To The Governor’s Mansion
- If We Elect Him, He Can’t Make Terminator 4
- What’s Harder To Spell: “Gubernatorial” Or “Schwarzenegger”?
- Now You Can Vote For A Big Austrian Guy
- Hey Let’s Make Another Insipid Reference To “Total Recall” or “The Running Man” Because We’re A Sucky Small-Town Paper
Categories: Politics
“You got what you want, Cohagen, give these people electricity!”
“His middle name is Bean?” Oh wait, that’s the damn Kobe trial again.