“I did my PhD thesis on ‘Engineering Ethics in Post-Industrial American Business,’ but early 20th century naval warfare has always been an interest of mine.”
RT @pfibiger: So wait, The Afghan Whigs are playing reunion shows? Why did nobody tell me about this?! 2012/01/25
RT @JimGaffigan: The word “bedtime” is like a Red Bull for my children. #help2012/01/23
If Ron Paul falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it,does he make a sound,or is he being suppressed by the Fed and Bilderbergers? 2012/01/04
Having problems with the ladies? I commiserate, sir. I have nearly 100 problems, yet bitches are not among them #awfulraplyrics2012/01/04
RT @mathowie: @gknauss one more redhead kid and this could have been your family's xmas card: http://t.co/oIFEsRoP2011/12/31
“I got your haircut right here, hippie!”
Zen and the Art of Large Bore Projectile Weapons Maintenance
“I did my PhD thesis on ‘Engineering Ethics in Post-Industrial American Business,’ but early 20th century naval warfare has always been an interest of mine.”
“Well, I’ll never use a budget airline again!”
“I see something in there, something very tiny and insignificant….oh! It’s the box office take from Gigli!”
Boy, I wonder what Freud would have to say about this.
“If I hide in here, can I avoid hearing any more about the Kobe Bryant case?”
Any time Bob started feeling a little too good about himself, he’d stop by the park for a fresh dose of inadequacy.