Police Beat IV
August 14th, 2003
A horrifying story to report today: The Maine Chainsaw Massacre.
MOUNT DESERT—Police responded to a complaint about a party in a cottage off Main Street on Aug. 9. The caller told police that the partygoers were not being loud but that he heard what he thought to be a chainsaw started up every few minutes. Police met with some people who said there was no chainsaw. They believed the sound could have been coming from a mixer they were using to make frozen margaritas.
My God: I own a chainsaw and a mixer. What if I get them confused some day? O, the carnage!
Categories: Maine
I was under the impression that you back-woods types made your margaritas _with_ chainsaws.