Critter Update
September 10th, 2003
Two small white zebra finches have been added to the menagerie here at Cold Comfort Farm. Best of all — they’re mutants! They were specially bred for a high school science project, and have now come to fill my house with Frankenchirps while synthesizing genetically superior poops.
The animal collection also increased last night by one racoon.
Briefly.
More about that tomorrow.
Categories: General
You misspelled “Morningwood.”
The election was a scam. I know because I cheated like hell and _still_ lost.
Hey que pasa? I read your comment about your late-night racoon acting like a drunk frat brother looking to fill the place in his stomach not already occupied by beer and pre-boot. While I may resemble that remark, I do believe you might be projecting as well.
Hey tomorrow night, 8 pm on the WB, Tross is going be on TV with a chimpanzee. No shit. You should watch. There’s a 1 in 1000 chance that he will crap his pants on live TV.