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Thank goodness that Dan has taken on the tough job of insightful political gamesmanship. Compare and contrast your favorite nutjob candidates of today with the nutjob candidates of yesteryear with his Presidential Primary Matchup Poll. Get your answers in now for a chance to win valuable prizes from the New Hampshire seacoast, which Dan doesn’t know he’s offering to winners yet.
While the Matchup Poll is a fine use of the Internet for the making of political funny, there is truly only one example that dared to ask the most important question: Which fringe Presidential candidate should be Van Halen’s next singer?