Change, Aye, It Is The Way of the Blog
Like you may have noticed, there’s a few small changes happening on this humble Site du Web. The sidebar links are being renovated, a new title is being sought, I’m trying to have at least one thing a day to say. Plus, I’m determined to find a way to post pie regularly. New technology, the pie posting.
But there are promises from posts past that need addressing as well. I’ve made allusions to: a song involving man-sandwich love; T-shirts; local celebrity stalking. If there are things I’ve forgotten, please deposit a reminder in the comments. These things will be brought to finality by the end of springtime.
But there’s a lot more to talk about, including: boats, the German language, woodworking, bird chiles, home recording, microscapic travel. Yeah, microscapic. It’s a new word that means something to me, and I hope I’ll be able to demonstrably define to you.
God, I really feel like I’ve been asleep for four months.
I demand — demand! — that you revisit the stolen election that prevented the Genrich Compound and Burger Hut from being named “Morningwood.” I cheated like hell to vote for “Morningwood” as many times as I could, and if someone cheated more than me, that’s cheating.
I also demand — demand! — that you post more pictures of politicians eating sandwiches.
Someone get in touch with Greg and let him know that Al Gore is using his name in website comments.