New Superstitions For New Times
June 22nd, 2004
- When “Pac-Man Fever” comes on in your iTunes Party Shuffle, an angel gets its wings.
- Step on a crack, you’ll fall right in if you’re Mary-Kate Olsen.
- If the groom drops the wedding band during the ceremony, J-Lo won’t even notice, because she’ll already be hooking up with an usher.
- Red sky at night, sailor’s delight; Hagar in Van Halen, sailors jump from railing.
Categories: General
Don’t ask me how I found out that your “Mary Kate” link actually goes to the Van Halen site.
Let’s say someone else told me, and I am passing the news on to you in case it was in error… Because if it was a joke it was too subtle for me.
That was a mistake, of course. But there was probably some subliminal guidance going on, as I would actually prefer one of the Olsen sisters to Sammy Hagar as Van Halen’s singer.
I had the ‘Pac Man Fever’ album when I was younger. In fact, I think my parents still have it.
Nothing better than songs about Defender and Donkey Kong to go with the title track.
Buckner & Garcia lost all credibility with me when they refused to write a song about Pong.