Comments on: Political Science

By: mg

mg — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 16:07:13 +0000

I am very happy that Mr. President Clinton was able to enjoy some orgasms during his administration. I also am happy that the words “Oval Office” look a lot like “Oral Orifice,” which is kinda funny since his orgasms were brought about by an oral orifice in the Oval Office, and that is why I think I should write for Cracked magazine, because I can spot zany wordplay like that.

By: Miles

Miles — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 13:59:00 +0000

I just don’t think there’s anything so wrong with the Prez getting a little on the side. He’s the the leader of the free world, for God’s sake — doesn’t that come with any perks? Why not be the Number One Pimp if you’re in a position to do it…
Now, Bubba’s taste in women, that part was a little shameful. But generally speaking, if the president strolled into an important summit with a couple models hanging off him, what Soviet leader wouldn’t have been forced to say “Damn, you’re the man.”

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 24 Jun 2004 01:39:20 +0000

(A) The word is “enumerated.”
(B) Where would the free world be today if every Soviet leader had the option of responding to the President of the United States by rolling his eyes and saying, “Whatever you say, Poindexter…”