On Fantasy Baseball
July 14th, 2004
I am in a fantasy baseball league, which is a very fun thing to do if you like both baseball and the act of fantasizing. But I really wish someone would expand the scope of fantasy baseball to other baseball-related activities, maybe something like Fantasy Concessions Operation, because I tell you what, I bet no one can pretend to sell roasted peanuts like I can.
Categories: Sports
what about “fantasy beer-guzzling baseball fan”?
what about “fantasy streaking the field drunken fan”?
what about “groaning kid complaining that dad watches too much ball on the boob-tube”?
yah
Sweet. Of course, the part I’d really like to fantasize about is the six figure salaries…