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For the first time in a long, long, long period, the family and I have managed to experience a summer without anyone injured, hospitalized, or pregnant. It’s like high school all over again, except now I’m ancient. But summer draws near an end, and the Interblognet shall reap the benefits as I return to posting.
UPDATE: Server problems cropped up as soon as I posted this. Smart! More to say tonight.