And the Oscar for "Best Shuffling To Closet With Pants Around Feet Because Kids Didn't Put A New Roll On The Toilet Paper Holder" goes to... 2010/03/07
Today I waited in line behind a guy buying 2 things: a 4-pack of toilet paper and a bottle of Jim Beam. I am SO crashing that party tonight. 2010/03/02
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Me too!
The population of Virgin Gorda has voted in the affirmative!
We’ve done more writing here than you. Get to it, boy.
start writing you fucker.